Thursday, April 13, 2006

Dick Cheney Revisited

I love pictures. I'm sure you've caught on to that aspect already, but I felt a need to repeat it.
Dick Cheney is a very charismatic man. His facial expressions in pictures are amazing. He then adds just the right hand gesture so that he assumes full control of the given situation. Its amazing how good the man is at this. Either he practices at night in front of a mirror , or he cut a deal with someone.. I'm not sure, but I think he would make a fortune by putting out a video/cd on how to control people by just making faces and hand gestures.

GW Bush hasn't learned this skill very well. In looking at his pictures, he appears to be the type of guy who you'll listen to as long as no one else has anything interesting to say. He makes a good " delivery boy" for material that needs to be dished out to the public,, but for the most part, that's all he is. If he trys to say something of substance, we all know that he probably is reading from a script, at which point we tune him out. We all have in-laws, uncles, or other assorted relatives who might be of this nature.
Now Cheney,, when he talks , we do listen. Because if we don't, he'll either kick the shit out of us,, shoot us , or bomb our neighborhood. He's been practicing since 1969, back in the Nixon Administration. Don't mess with Dick, or he'll mess with you.. end story..
On a lighter note, I found a picture of Mr Cheney at the opening day ceremony for the Washington Nationals from earlier this week. I figured if I post a nice pic of him, he won't try to head-butt me. lmao.. {not kidding..}

Hawk :}

P.S.... GW wasn't allowed to invest even 1 penny in this team for obvious reasons.. He needs to keep his money tied up in oil ..

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe President Bush should trade Dick Cheney to the Washington Nationals and bring in Sammy Sosa ?

4/14/2006 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They missed the picture of the Tai Chi Cheney killing method

4/14/2006 11:55 AM  

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