How Are We Feeling?

At times, we've all had occasions where we need to discuss things with a loved one, or a boss or just another co-worker. We wander into the room or office where they happen to be,, & usually we just start right in talking. Most times, this is an effective form of communication. But,,,, occasionally,,,,
the other person will rip us a new asshole for no apparent reason { at least no reason that we can know ahead of time} .. Our acting President, Mr Cheney, seems to be one of those people who it would be hard to start a conversation with,, much less discuss any topic that might offend him or be contrary to his very narrow opinion.
As you can see from the chart I found on the right,, it might be beneficial to know Mr Cheney's mood before discussing things. { just ask the Republican lawyer who got shot while Quail hunting.} It probably would also be a wise idea to keep an eye on what he might be holding at the time you begin the discussion. { have we ever seen him actually holding any of his grandkids } ?
In closing, I think people should print out this chart & keep it with them for future reference. This way if you ever run into President Cheney,, you'll be able to tell with one glance whether to discuss foreign policy,, nuclear arms,, or just plain old shot guns with him..{ and remain safe }.

Hawk :}