Republican Fund Raising Part 1

In a surprise move, President Cheney's office announced a new approach to raising money for future defense battles that may arise from ,or due to the ineptitude of his current administration. In keeping with Mr Cheney's love for hunting small, defenseless birds and old Republican lawyers, the Cheney camp will begin sponsoring "Hunt Quail with Dick " camps in Texas and Wyoming. The camps will be limited to 6 hunters in addition to Mr Cheney. You must be a registered Republican for the last 5 presidential elections and be able to provide proof that you voted for George HW Bush, his former employer. The donation required for this funfilled adventure will be $100,000 cash, {small bills please} , or 5000 shares of the energy company of Mr Cheney's choice.
President Cheney will be heading up 3 or 4 of these action packed adventures per week, with the potential of netting up to $2.4 million dollars per week in defense funds. For an additional $39.99, you'll receive this fantastic iron-on decal for your shirt. Just think of how proud you'll feel when you wear that shirt to work on casual Friday and all your employees realize how much money you have donated to the Republican cause. They'll be so glad to realize that you are backing the future of Corporate American tax dodgers by sucking up to the President, that they might even offer to give their paychecks back to you to show their appreciation . Just smile , redeposit their checks, and tell them "Dick and GW appreciate your help in these hard times".
Vice President Bush has decided to help the President with his first trip so that he could step in just in case anything ever happenes to Dick. Seems to me that GW stepped in front as opposed to just stepping in though. Luckily GW was almost 90 feet away, and none of the pellets broke through the clothing , much less his skin. This fabulous fund raiser will begin in Texas on May 11th, which is exactly 3 months from the original shooting incident and 3 weeks before the quail hunting season actually begins. { don't worry , Dick will have special permission to break the law from GW.}
Please note,consumption of 4-6 beers of Mr Cheney's choice prior to the start of the actual hunt is mandatory.


Hawk :}