I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby

From the looks of things, President Cheney is in the process of denying anything to do with the untimely "accident" involving his former chief of staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. It seems that Scooter was paying a social visit to his former boss when he was stricken. President Cheney is shown here holding out his hands to try on the gloves that were found in his office on the floor next to Mr Libby . Vice President Bush has denied any knowledge whatsoever of anything at all, thereby absolving him of any past or future crimes or accusations that may befall the administration.

Hawk :}

p.s. This piece is complete satire. Scooter Libby was not injured or hospitalized.