A new Spinner for Mr Bush

Just another day in politics. Tony Snow, a man w/ a syndicated conservative radio show of the same name,has been named as chief spin doctor for the Bush regime. Mr Snow will be replacing Scott McClellan, who personally, I thought did a fantastic job spinning the stories as best he could for the last 3 years. Mr McClellan ability to dance and talk at the same time will be sincerely missed by GW & Dick when it comes to discussing the scandals that have hit over the last few years.
Tony Snow comes to the administration with many years of experience of bashing liberals in general and distorting facts to fit whatever the situation might need. He also had the opportunity to work for GW's daddy as his head speech writer back in the early days of the Bush Regime. { damn.... another daddy connection for this administration} .

On another topic, John Kerry has hinted that he too will be hiring a new press secretary. Mr Kerry is planning a news conference for next week to announce that on August 1st, barring any contract conflicts, Howard Stern will take over the job of spin doctor for his camp. Upon hearing this news, Howard decided to challenge Tony Snow to a debate on the breast sizes of all the female interns who work at the white house. Howard is still waiting for a response, but decided to start the research on his own.
John Kerry couldn't be reached for comment, but Bill Clinton has offered his expertise on the topic free of charge.

Hawk :}

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P.S. above is a great link to a 2004 "interview" that Howard did with Mr Cheney. I found it to be entertaining.I hope you do too. Just to listen to a cartoon Cheney speak was worth it :}
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