Sunday Morning Babble

Another beautiful Sunday here on the east coast. Plenty of stuff to do and no more rain in sight, at least for the next few hours... I found the following while browsing & thought it was worth posting, given that I'm a Republican and all. There was no score sheet w/ the test, so I'll make one up & post it later. Enjoy your day, & hopefully we can all be admited to the Republican Party.

REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST

1. Can you say "my country right or wrong"? -Yes - No
2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? -More - Less
3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff? - A lot - Very much
4. Do you whine about taxes every: -15 seconds - 30 seconds - 2 minutes
5. Check number of guns owned: -10 or more - 20 or more - Lost count
6. How many people would you enjoy shooting? -5 - 20 - more than 20
7. Who do you hate most? - Blacks - Communists - Gays - Liberals
8. Hours a day spent hating above choice? - 8 hrs - 12 hrs - 24 hrs
9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? - Yes - No
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) - Yes - No
11. What upsets you more? - Nuclear-warfare - Genocide - Affirmative Action
12. Check machinery you can operate: - Revolver - Pickup truck - Can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of? - VFW - KKK - NRA
14. What sports do you participate in? -Shooting Guns - Shooting Deer - Shooting Democrats
15. Are these words in the correct order? -God - Race - Country
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? - Yes - No
17. How many hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? -1 hr - 2 hrs - 3 hrs
18. Does this questionnaire piss you off? - Yes - No

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