Thursday, July 20, 2006

GWB is a Fucking Idiot.


I think the title says it all...
I've been out of touch with the news world since last night , but I always knew in my heart that this would happen. George W Bush is a fucking idiot & i'll tell you why in 6 words...
HE VETOED STEM CELL RESEARCH FUNDING.

He didn't base this decision on financial issues.. Nope... He didnt even base it on a popular opinion basis... It didnt matter to him... No matter what benefits could be had by advancing this scientific field , GW Bush did not want to hear about it. His feelings on the topic were that embryonic stem cell research "crosses a moral boundary" and is wrong. Nothing else. Thats it. I'll add more to this later tonight. But lets just say that he's made his biggest mistake so far... { next to the war for gas that is...}

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Creation of a post

I'm creating this just because I am trying to get the prior post to set up correctly. I feel its important enough to have me type a bunch of bullshit , just so you all will take the time of day to read it ... We do what we feel is necessary-- I do what pleases me, as well as that which will help the people I care about-- Hope you all have a great evening, unless you choose to do otherwise--

Hawk :}

Why?



A daily look at U.S. military deaths in Iraq

ASSOCIATED PRESS

July 13 � in a vehicle accident last month. As of Thursday, July 13, 2006, at least 2,547 members of the U.S. military have died since the beginning of the Iraq war in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count. The figure includes seven military civilians. At least 2,012 died as a result of hostile action, according to the military's numbers.






The AP count is three higher than the Defense Department's tally, last updated Thursday at 10 a.m. EDT.
The British military has reported 113 deaths; Italy, 32; Ukraine, 18; Poland, 17; Bulgaria, 13; Spain, 11; Denmark, four; Slovakia, three; El Salvador, Estonia, Netherlands, Thailand, two each; and Australia, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Romania, one death each.
Country Profile

The latest deaths reported by the military:
— A sailor was killed Wednesday in Anbar province.

The latest identifications reported by the military:
— Army Sgt. Irving Hernandez Jr., 28, New York; died Wednesday in Mosul from small arms fire; assigned to the 1st Battalion, 17th Infantry Regiment, 172nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team, Fort Wainwright, Alaska.
— Army Spc. Damien M. Montoya, 21, Holbrook, Ariz.; died Sunday in Baghdad from a non-hostile incident; assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 67th Armor Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, Fort Hood, Texas.

On the Net:
http://www.defenselink.mil/news/


Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Republican Fund Raising Rerun Part 1

I thought it would be nice to post the two " Republican Fundraising " pieces together. I'm really not losing my touch, just exploiting material that I created at an earlier date that needs to be rehashed.. lmfao.. Ok,, so I'm not in a creative mood. Sue me ... Better yet, get more people reading my rants & maybe i'll be able to put new shit up here. Have a great evening, unless you choose to do otherwise...


Republican Fund Raising Part 1

In a surprise move, President Cheney's office announced a new approach to raising money for future defense battles that may arise from ,or due to the ineptitude of his current administration. In keeping with Mr Cheney's love for hunting small, defenseless birds and old Republican lawyers, the Cheney camp will begin sponsoring "Hunt Quail with Dick " camps in Texas and Wyoming. The camps will be limited to 6 hunters in addition to Mr Cheney. You must be a registered Republican for the last 5 presidential elections and be able to provide proof that you voted for George HW Bush, his former employer. The donation required for this funfilled adventure will be $100,000 cash, {small bills please} , or 5000 shares of the energy company of Mr Cheney's choice.
President Cheney will be heading up 3 or 4 of these action packed adventures per week, with the potential of netting up to $2.4 million dollars per week in defense funds. For an additional $39.99, you'll receive this fantastic iron-on decal for your shirt. Just think of how proud you'll feel when you wear that shirt to work on casual Friday and all your employees realize how much money you have donated to the Republican cause. They'll be so glad to realize that you are backing the future of Corporate American tax dodgers by sucking up to the President, that they might even offer to give their paychecks back to you to show their appreciation . Just smile , redeposit their checks, and tell them "Dick and GW appreciate your help in these hard times".
Vice President Bush has decided to help the President with his first trip so that he could step in just in case anything ever happenes to Dick. Seems to me that GW stepped in front as opposed to just stepping in though. Luckily GW was almost 90 feet away, and none of the pellets broke through the clothing , much less his skin. This fabulous fund raiser will begin in Texas on May 11th, which is exactly 3 months from the original shooting incident and 3 weeks before the quail hunting season actually begins. { don't worry , Dick will have special permission to break the law from GW.}
Please note,consumption of 4-6 beers of Mr Cheney's choice prior to the start of the actual hunt is mandatory.


Hawk :}
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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Re-run Sunday

Not in a very creative mood today,but its been a few days since I posted, so I decided to just do a re-run. Hope you find it as amusing as I did.
J.

Republican Fund Raising Part 2

About 2 weeks ago, I announced a brand new Republican fund raising campaign that President Cheney had been working on."Hunt Quail with Dick". I'll provide the link to the story for those of you who may have missed it. In a nutshell, President Cheney was going to take fellow republicans quail hunting in Texas, for a fee. { Republican Fund Raising Part 1}
Dick, along w/ his sidekick GW , headed down to Texas the other day just so they could do a test run of this great plan. GW and Dick, shown here as they prepare to head out for the hunt, decided to allow a few photographers tag along just so they could get some free publicity.
Mr Cheney was in a humorous mood for the occasion, sporting a great new shirt that he plans to use at the next presidential press conference. Mr Bush just smiled for the camera.

GW is shown in the photo below as President Cheney was " joking around with his best buddy". After George got back from changing his pants, he and Dick had a great big laugh about the whole joke. Dick even let Georgie have a swing of his beer.
After the day was done and they had killed enough small defenseless animals, they headed back to the hunting camp to polish off the rest of the beer that Dick had brought along for the trip. A shirtless Mr Cheney then announced to the press Corp that this whole fundraising idea was his best scam since he was CEO of Halliburton & created numerous "front" companies in foreign countries to avoid paying millions in US taxes. Dick then belched,laughed, and said "I'm only kidding guys. Those front companies were created by Scooter Libby." Mr Libby, who happened to be in the camp at the time, denied all involvement and pointed his finger at Mr Bush.
At that point they all laughed and drank another beer. Politics as usual

Hawk :}

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Huummmm


If North Korea had oil , would George and Dick have attacked them like like they did Iraq?

No... Wait... What I ment to ask was : If North Korea was a threat regarding nuclear weapon potental & weapons of mass destruction, should we have attacked them too?

No, wait... I'm confused... I think I need our President and/or Vice President to honestly answer both of those questions. Wadda ya think?
Hawk :} Copyright TheHawksPlatform 2006 All rights reserved.


Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sunday Morning Babble

Another beautiful Sunday here on the east coast. Plenty of stuff to do and no more rain in sight, at least for the next few hours... I found the following while browsing & thought it was worth posting, given that I'm a Republican and all. There was no score sheet w/ the test, so I'll make one up & post it later. Enjoy your day, & hopefully we can all be admited to the Republican Party.


REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST

1. Can you say "my country right or wrong"?
-Yes - No
2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are?
-More - Less
3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff? -
A lot - Very much
4. Do you whine about taxes every:
-15 seconds - 30 seconds - 2 minutes
5. Check number of guns owned:
-10 or more - 20 or more - Lost count
6. How many people would you enjoy shooting?
-5 - 20 - more than 20
7. Who do you hate most? -
Blacks - Communists - Gays - Liberals
8. Hours a day spent hating above choice? -
8 hrs - 12 hrs - 24 hrs
9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? -
Yes - No
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes)
- Yes - No
11. What upsets you more?
- Nuclear-warfare - Genocide - Affirmative Action
12. Check machinery you can operate: -
Revolver - Pickup truck - Can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of?
- VFW - KKK - NRA
14. What sports do you participate in?
-Shooting Guns - Shooting Deer - Shooting Democrats
15. Are these words in the correct order? -
God - Race - Country
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot?
- Yes - No
17. How many hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? -
1 hr - 2 hrs - 3 hrs
18. Does this questionnaire piss you off?
- Yes - No


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Saturday, July 01, 2006

A Saturday Post.


Just in the mood to throw up a couple pictures & 1 or 2 words to match. Not in the old ranting mood. I'm sure that I'll have a ton to say tomorrow though. Have a great day.



Hawk :}